She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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