Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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