Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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