Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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