Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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