what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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