I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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