; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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