Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Randomize
