i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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