his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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