i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize