Its about making memories worth repressing
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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