Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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