Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Randomize
