That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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