I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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