okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize