I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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