I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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