My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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