AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
