There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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