My Higher Power is John Stamos
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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