when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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