Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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