Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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