these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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