real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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