Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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