I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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