i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she looked like the before picture.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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