I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
