After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
