with your own penis?
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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