You're so nebulous sometimes
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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