There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
