he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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