I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Can Purell be used as lube?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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