found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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