he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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