so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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