My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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