is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
There's always time for handjobs
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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