i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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