Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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