Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
