He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Fuck appropriateness.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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