Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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