Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So I just went to clothing optional bar
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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