Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just had sex on a roof
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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